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Observations on life by a sleep deprived mom, writer, and amateur paparazzi of my neurodiverse ASD family.

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Can I have your hair?

Last hair donation. Might as well help others and make something of my yeti-ness.… Read More Can I have your hair?

September 21, 2018 Barbara Kelso2 Comments

Be my baby.

One of the smartest decisions I have ever made was becoming a mother but it wasn’t as easy as checking off a list. We struggled to have a successful pregnancy to be able to have Nora. Jamie and I are Rh incompatible, my hormones are imbalanced from PCOS, and every subsequent miscarriage increased the scar… Read More Be my baby.

August 1, 2016July 29, 2016 Barbara KelsoLeave a comment

My mom genes gave me camel toe.

​Jeans on me nowadays are like what a miniature waist cincher would be on a hot dog. Pointless and kind of disturbing. My lady parts swell up enough from chafing to convince a stranger they’re lost in the Sahara with the amount of camel toe I’m sporting. This pelvis is too long, too broken, and… Read More My mom genes gave me camel toe.

July 29, 2016July 28, 2016 Barbara Kelso1 Comment

Childbirth, motherhood, and other torture

Owen had three procedures to fix his posterior tongue tie beginning at two weeks, I was a complete mess struggling to manually express milk into his mouth while he attacked my boobs like a rabid animal, recovering from an unplanned c-section and traumatic birth, trying to recover from bronchitis and an ear infection at three… Read More Childbirth, motherhood, and other torture

January 25, 2016January 5, 2016 Barbara Kelso

Being a grown up can kill you.

In retrospect, I should have walked out when the doctor said, “I know you’re in pain but we really need to talk about your weight.” In tears, I responded, “I don’t care if I’m fat, I’m in agony and I’m ill.” That particular day, I couldn’t sit still or sit up straight because of the… Read More Being a grown up can kill you.

January 22, 2016January 5, 2016 Barbara Kelso
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