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Observations on life by a sleep deprived mom, writer, and amateur paparazzi of my neurodiverse ASD family.

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Can I have your hair?

Last hair donation. Might as well help others and make something of my yeti-ness.… Read More Can I have your hair?

September 21, 2018 Barbara Kelso2 Comments

Our summer vacation

We were walking through our neighborhood, holding hands, my mind was wandering. I lost track of the conversation as I felt mesmerized by seed fluff floating by and underfoot. It brought me back to my walk with Nora through the snow in this very spot only six months before. I looked up at our favorite… Read More Our summer vacation

August 8, 2017August 9, 2017 Barbara KelsoLeave a comment

My boobs: a love-hate relationship

​I’m so top heavy I can’t lay on my back without suffocating or creating armrests in my armpits.  My cleavage seems to start at my chin. (This is my super flattering selfie to illustrate.) Running feels like parts of my body are being ripped off by unseen forces. When I have to chase after my… Read More My boobs: a love-hate relationship

July 15, 2016July 15, 2016 Barbara KelsoLeave a comment

Teddy bears and other sexual toys

Selfies, the modern narcissists’ version of slideshow parties and vanity plates. We’re happy for you, Steve, that you went to Dubai and that Chapman Chutney III is first chair in his pan flute class but please stop with the selfie stick action sequences on your GoPro, ok? A little goes a long way when it… Read More Teddy bears and other sexual toys

June 19, 2015 Barbara Kelso
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