Baby care 101:
1. Don’t drop the baby.
2. Feed the baby.
3. Stay awake so you can avoid 1 and complete 2!
It took me 10 months to incubate him, 72+ hours of torture to get him out, and over a year of patience to keep him from hurting himself. Wake up damn you! What if he falls?!…Oh well, you two are adorable and I’m going to stand here watching over you. Photos it is!
Barbara Ann Kelso