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Observations on life by a sleep deprived mom, writer, and amateur paparazzi of my neurodiverse ASD family.

Category: stay-at-home parenting

Just follow the “erections”.

The world has gone mad and I’m being asked to create a Mary Poppins-eque utopia from Pinterest boards and an Amazon account.

… Read More Just follow the “erections”.

October 7, 2020October 7, 2020 Barbara Kelso2 Comments

My stay-at-home order came nine years ago.

I’ve never felt so alone without ever being alone.… Read More My stay-at-home order came nine years ago.

April 12, 2020April 12, 2020 Barbara Kelso2 Comments

One square away from despair.

Never forget the baby wipes!… Read More One square away from despair.

July 15, 2019July 15, 2019 Barbara Kelso1 Comment

Tell me a story.

How did this wondrous creature come into my life?… Read More Tell me a story.

March 15, 2019 Barbara Kelso4 Comments

Once a mummy, always a mummy.

“You see coffee is what keeps mama from feeling like I need a coffin and a coffin is where I’ll finally get to sleep.”… Read More Once a mummy, always a mummy.

October 31, 2018October 31, 2018 Barbara KelsoLeave a comment

I do ME-self!

I need to rethink my life’s social story.… Read More I do ME-self!

August 13, 2018 Barbara Kelso2 Comments

Threats, bluffs, and tears

You can’t take off naked.… Read More Threats, bluffs, and tears

July 11, 2018July 19, 2018 Barbara KelsoLeave a comment

Waiting for snow.

The octaves correlate with the humidity and the temperature is only exceeded by my blood pressure.… Read More Waiting for snow.

July 1, 2018 Barbara KelsoLeave a comment

I have a rash on my head.

There are so many topics they don’t prepare you for in those birthing and parenting books, so many things I wish someone had been honest with me about before I had Nora, and to that point I say to my friend two months away from giving birth to her first child, “Greer, this one is… Read More I have a rash on my head.

April 24, 2018 Barbara Kelso2 Comments

Open-minded, just not agreeing with you.

Most of you, since you’re reading this, understand I have a twisted sense of humor and I don’t shock easily. I’ve been told it’s biting, sarcastic, dry, droll, and once (by an exe) caustic. What I hear in my head though is “you’re funny”. I maintain this blog for my own selfish enjoyment, to document… Read More Open-minded, just not agreeing with you.

March 4, 2018 Barbara KelsoLeave a comment

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  • Pictures of your poop face. March 16, 2021
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